from the still standing invented home of Sir Dr. NakaMats

While Thomas Edison created 1,093 inventions, I am the world’s greatest inventor, having created over 4,000. My house is a building made up of 46 of my own inventions. No, actually 300 inventions. There is the invention that uses cosmic energy instead of electricity to heat the floor, keeping the room constantly warm. There are also windows that allow for a good view of the outside that uses an invention of mine to keep heat in and cold out, so my rooms are cool in the summer and warm in the winter. The glass also contains an invention of mine that results in their ability to automatically clean themselves of their dirtiness caused by dust and other elements. And then there is the invention that generates electricity by using a windmill that rotates indoors, rather than normal wind power generation which requires winds from outside. I am certain my house will not collapse in any earthquake, which is especially important in a country that experiences many. This rubble comes from the construction of my extraordinary invented house. It is its last and most important piece of rubble.

Sir Dr. NakaMats in Tokyo